Philthadelphia

An abridged transcript from Monday's field trip to Philth--I mean, Philadelphia:

Well that's a nice skyline!
Oh. Ummm. That's a lot of litter.
Will my car even fit down that street?
Seriously, Sam, look at the trash!
Mm mm mm, cheese steak.
Soo...only four hours until the show starts. What was the plan again?
Look! More garbage lined streets.
Well, that looks nice...let's walk there.
Blech! What's that smell?
Oh, okay Philthy...picturesque bridge overlooking the highway. Exceptional graffiti, really.
$15 for parking? Hells to the no.
What are the chances we'll get jacked if we park in this neighborhood?
Well hello there, Britt. I was thinking I'd hyphenate: Daniel-Staub.
Arcade Fire: That. Was. AWESOME.
We are so going again on Friday.
I don't mean to go on about it, but good lord, the trash!
How do I get out of this god-forsaken town?


I'm neurotic today because...
...I'm worried the awesomeness of my Philthadelphia trip won't translate in the abridged version of the story, but I can't elaborate...I'm still in a concert coma.