Tuesday, May 25, 2010

My cojones

If I don't stop thinking so hard, I'm going to have to start caulking the wrinkles in my forehead.

Seriously.

Soooo, I was thinking today. If I could harness the 'spiritual energy' from Bikram and marry that with the knowledge I'm gleaning from Faraday on LOST, I just might be able to travel back in time to high school and change a few things. (I realize for this to truly work, I'm going to have to stop putting my comments about Bikram in quotes, as if I don't believe them.) As far as I can figure, high school is where things started going south for me. If only I had the cojones to do something back then, maybe I would be finished school, doing something that I love, and making tons of moo-la. Or, at the very least, married to a millionaire.

I know, I know. There are skeptics among you.

You don't think I could land a millionaire, do you?

I'm neurotic today because...
...who will be my constant?

2 comments:

  1. Oh, where to begin. Your priorities just changed in high school, from studying to boys...or a boy.
    Secondly, You may not have any money, but you are richer than most. Just look at your kids.
    Thirdly, as beautiful as you are, you could have anyone you wanted...even a millionaire!

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  2. And your family is your constant, maybe not the same thing as what you are talking about, but still we're here.

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