I was feeling thoughtful this morning, so decided I would send an ecard to a comrade of mine. All I wanted was a simple, good luck ecard. What I found was either so sappy that I found myself nauseous, or so generic that I questioned the point in even sending it in the first place. So I've decided to start a more honest card company, with greetings like:
"If we could learn to communicate more effectively in real life, picking out a greeting card for you would be a whole lot easier. ________________!"
"You stress me out, induce migraines and give me sleepless nights, and against my better judgement, I think I might possibly love you. At the very least, I like you a lot. _______________!"
"I'm sending you this card because you've been kind to me and now I feel obligated to be kind in return. ________________!"
These are just a few ideas I have rattling around in the ol' noggin. I thought I'd keep the cards universal by omitting the expression, providing you the freedom to fill in the blank for whatever occasion may arise.
Now all I need is someone with capital.
I'm neurotic today because...
...nooo, these greeting cards are in no way based on my life.
I love it!
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