I was asked a few weeks ago whether I thought I'd be able to continue writing at this pace. I guess time will tell, although I've never really had to brainstorm for ideas...my mind is a hodgepodge of useless knowledge, random thoughts, and minor neuroses. For example:
Last night I saw bats flying around the neighborhood, so I put my hood up for protection. Fool proof, I think. I really need to get my glasses adjusted so they stop falling off the end of my nose. Or get a bigger nose. Ke$ha, you're silly. You and your robot voice are just silly. Furthermore, I think the only way you should be allowed to change the 's' to '$' is if you're raking in some serious dough, and I don't believe you are...or will for the long haul, anyway. I'm contemplating going with &he!l@. It makes just as much sense. And while I'm thinking of it, why is Eminem still so angry? Meghan thinks she has more mosquito bites than skin. What a crazy kid. You do have more bacteria than body cells, though. Maybe I should tell her. Everytime I text, my i's and m's triplicate themselves. I hope the recipient doesn't think I can't spell. I lost two facebook friends today. I wonder if it's because I unintentionally triplicate my i's and m's. Maybe. Or maybe it's because they read my blog and actually think I'm certifiably crazy. Maybe they only allot a certain number of crazy friends, and I didn't make the cut. Sometimes I wish I still drove the beat-up Volvo, so when someone cuts me off on the beltway I could just ram them in the rear-end. Not hurt them or anything, just let them know it's not polite to cut people off.
Welcome to five minutes in my head. I wouldn't recommend extended stays, but it's always fun to drive by, point, and laugh.
I'm neurotic today because...
...the inner workings of me are not for the faint of heart.
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