Holy crap it's hard to be alone.Don't get me wrong. I enjoy my own company. Sometimes I tell myself a joke and really crack me up. Occasionally, I'll pull the big mirror off the wall and we practice my hip hop moves. Booty hop. Harlem shake. Popping, locking. No urban dance move left behind, I say. I also especially enjoy the times I cuddle up with me and Netflix a romantic comedy. Forrest likes it too. I think he has a crush on Sandra Bullock. She best watch out. I'll slap a ho' if she need it.
I'm neurotic today because...
...in the future I should transition from having nearly all my friends together at once to being totally alone in the house a little more smoothly. Maybe gradually let one friend go per day.
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